February 2011
18 posts
I just watched a guy trip over a barstool.
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Then I saw the same guy kick the same barstool in anger like he wanted to fight it.
Working in a bar has taught me that some people will always blame some person, some thing, or some time in their life for their faults.
Did the barstool tell you to write that!? I knew it! Well YOU tell him that I’m coming back there…with an AXE!
“Justin Bieber doesn’t believe in abortion now, but perhaps she’ll change her...”
– My friend Johnny’s facebook status.
Also, might I add-that as a lesbian female in 2k11, it’s socially unacceptable for Justin Bieber to exhibit such provincial views on women’s rights. It’s almost inconceivable that someone with her history and background would be so close minded.
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Anonymous asked: I've got a box of blue shirts. Where should I send them?
Anonymous asked: Did anyone ever say that you have massive sex appeal via words?
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What do you look for in a fast food operation?
I like gated windows, surly employees, and patrons with oxygen tanks. If I’m dining in, then a place devoid of mirrors is nice. In fact, I prefer it, the same way the painfully self conscious prefer fucking in the pitch dark. I like the meal itself to be such a disgusting, cry for help that it seems less like food and more like ingredients for bizarre, sexual fetishes: Businessmen in...
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I'm not sure if I like you.
Well why don’t we have a kid to see if that strengthens our relationship?
Ask me anything
New Show I Just Sold to TV for $1200.00
This has been another episode of, The Cop who Speaks a Foreign Language, but Doesn’t Seem like She Does So These Assholes Decide to Make Fun of Her In a Foreign Language Because They Think She Won’t Understand, but She Does Understand and Even Scolds Them in Their Native Tongue, Which Both Surprises and Embarrasses Them.”