October 2010
16 posts
September 2010
14 posts
Anonymous asked: what's the craziest thing you've ever heard?
Sad Scene from Untitled Robot Movie
“You don’t know what love is! You’re just a stupid robot!”
The robot points to something and then the scientist puts his face into his palm and says, “That’s a trashcan.”
Anonymous asked: What are your views on religion?
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What makes you laugh?
Watching someone fall infinitely down an up escalator. Also, there is this joke with the white guy and the black guy and I can’t remember what happens but they both end up really upsetting this farmer, who is irrational to begin with.
Ask me anything
Anonymous asked: Hey Tom,
My friends wanna go to the park and play some football. You know any good plays you could tell me so I can look all cool on the field and get some primo park ladies?
My friends wanna go to the park and play some football. You know any good plays you could tell me so I can look all cool on the field and get some primo park ladies?
Dressing Up!
What is it about putting on a nice suit that makes you want to walk up to some underdog looking guy and say (with a southern accent), “Soooooo…you really think a room-fulla’ jurors uh gonna believe you? Dressed like that!? Ha! Want my advice?”
Then you lean in and slowly whisper, “Take the settlement.”
