May 2010
22 posts
April 2010
39 posts
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Do you ever hang out with Gom Totemeal?
I’ve never met Gom Totemeal. I don’t really know much about him other than the fact that he is a polite, open-minded gentleman who engages in thought provoking debates on the popular social networking website, Myplace.
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Want to makeout?
Ok! Is that first base? I know what it is, but my friend Ricky asked me to ask you. So maybe you could just tell me and then I’ll compare your answer to the answer that I definitely have. Also, what is making out…in your opinion? Like maybe you could describe it? Again, Ricky.
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Hi Tom. What is your favorite music tape?
We have a Glenn Danzig music tape that I found at the creek. The A Side is loud and Glenn yells at you but the B Side is just this boring crap where some guy keeps talking about how he knows who killed his wife and where he’s hiding some duffel bag in case they kill him.
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Do you ever feel lonely, hiding behind a persona?
Not really! I have an apartment with a Nintendo in it and a copy of Runs Batted In Baseball Part 2.
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Well, that was stupid.
themattsmith:
This evening, we did a drive-by of a house I found that I fell in love with online.
Nevermind that we are in no position to put our own house on the market, what with all the work I need to do to it in the next year or two.
All it accomplished was me falling in love with it more.
Dear themattsmith,
Why would you shoot up a house that you love?
Sincerely,
The Family Circus
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Anonymous asked: im writing a script for a TNT miniseries starring the rock in which he plays an outrageous feminine role which is ironic because of his sheer bulk and girth, i am wondering if perhaps you could contribute possibly and possibly direct me to the rocks
cej-deactivated20110202 asked: Do you like Tim & Eric? I feel like you could be a reoccurring character on the show, like Richard Dunn. You should get in touch with them.
I've been awake 22 hours... and counting...
justspeakeasy:
Sorry I’ve been such a whiny brat these past couple weeks, you guys.
That’s ok. My grandma’s boyfriend locked me out of the house last Tuesday and I sat on the patio in a laundry basket until 8am. I felt great though because I always feel great!
I just came home and one of my roommates has moved...
unicornzzzzz:
I had no idea.
Maybe they just left for a few minutes. Before you rent the room out to someone else, you should make sure your roommate isn’t at work or running errands.
NOOOOOOOO. Omg I am so upset.
amberl:
My sister’s rehearsal dinner for her wedding is going to be same night as Duchesne’s graduation. I can’t miss graduation. This is the last class where I even know anyone, and also it will be my sixth consecutive one.
WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS TO ME?
Maybe since I’m not in the wedding anymore I can skip out…
You should act all zany and dash back and forth between both events,...
