December 2010
14 posts
nicebowtie asked: why are you so crazy?
the-underground-hufflepuff asked: Why don't you write for a comedy show or something? The world of humor needs someone like you.
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How do you catch a killer if all of the evidence points to you? And also, you really are the killer and you don’t want to go to jail?
(Answer: Just don’t try to catch the killer. Or, if you do, when you are handcuffing yourself, put one of the bracelets on and then sort of prop the other one open and gently put your hand in so that when it closes, all you have to do is press it...
A Fast Paced Thriller!
He pressed his ear against the door, straining to listen to the comments coming from the guests. It was difficult to make out actual words, but the bursts of laughter were all he needed to hear.
“I’ll bet they’re talking about my gigantic, disproportionate head and red, patchy face,” thought the intelligent baby who was able to attend a fundraising dinner by using a machine to blow himself up...
exchangefuckfaces asked: do you cite jack handy as a source of inspiration and/or an influence?
sunhands asked: Do you write for a living? Or do something else?
