September 2009
16 posts
Homework!
“Oh, and before you leave I have one more assignment,” I said to the class. Naturally, this news was met with audible disgust from my students. “The assignment…is to have a great weekend!” I said, smiling now as the groans quickly transformed into a wave of cheers.  “Now get out of here!” For the most part, all of my students did particularly well on...
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Halloween Scary Story!
A great scary story would be about a corpse who rises from the dead and goes around collecting his donated organs by killing their recipients.  The gruesome murders alone would make it scary, but then there would also be this part where the corpse is inquiring about taking some classes to learn how to reattach his organs and he gets the bill and it’s like, “Wow!  How am I going to pay for this?”
Sep 23rd
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My Horrible Date!
I think the worst date I’ve ever been on was when I got up from the table at dinner and just started walking around the restaurant, taking peoples’ orders even though I didn’t work there.  The manager caught on pretty quick and after an exchange of words, punched me to the ground.  Before I could stand up, he started kicking me until I finally managed to catch his foot and twist his shoe off. ...
Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
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Sep 12th
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More from my Steamy Romance Novel
Her beauty was enough to make a man fall to his knees and babble incoherently, but this was a woman of class and I knew that anything above a simple gesture would be the death of me.  As she approached, I went to tip my hat, but realized pretty quickly that I wasn’t wearing one.  Not to leave my hand dangling foolishly in the air, I went ahead and tore a fistful of my hair out of my head and held...
Sep 10th
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Sep 9th
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Civic Duty!
When the cops came to my neighbor’s house to tell her that her son had been arrested for murder, I felt it was my duty to interrupt because the officers had parked pretty close to my car and I didn’t want to accidentally scrape against it on my way to work. 
Sep 3rd
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