April 2009
59 posts
March 2009
65 posts
3:01 a.m.
havent-got-a-prayer:
I wonder what it would be like to have been raised by gorillas or even wolves. Or perhaps dolphins. I read a book once about a girl who was raised by dolphins, and it seemed magical. I think that I would like that.
I don’t know. I like dolphins, but I can imagine there would be plenty of times when you’d be like, “If dad squeaks at me one more time,...
Friendly Banter!
Old Woman #1: The gas prices are getting high again.
Old Woman #2: They sure are.
Tom Oatmeal: If they get any higher, you will need a ladder to reach them.
Old Woman #1: Do you just ride the bus all day? Until they make you leave?
Tom Oatmeal: (pretends to be asleep, but in a very exaggerated way so that the women know he's awake, but think he doesn't know that they know.)
“No thanks. Just kind of seeing what you have here.”
– Albert Einstein after being asked by a sales associate if he was looking for anything in particular. (1945?)
From the book, “Quotes Specifically about Browsing”
I'm doing some stand up on March 24th
mundy:
Tuesday, March 24
7:30-930
@ The Hollywood Improv
8162 Melrose Ave
Click here for more information
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