December 2009
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i had a dream that danzig made a tumblr and the...
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I like it when Glenn Danzig is singing all rough to that girl’s mother and he’s like, “Look here. I’m taking your daughter out tonight whether you agree with the idea or not. Now here’s a corsage. I think it goes on with a pin, but let’s hurry it up.”
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An Expensive Christmas Movie
A great Christmas story would be about a young boy who develops an inexplicable distrust of Santa Claus. On Christmas Eve, the boy laces a plate of cookies with cyanide in an effort to kill Santa, only to find his parents dead on the floor the following morning. Assuming that Santa killed his mom and dad, the boy vows to get revenge. As the years pass, the boy becomes a man and each Christmas...
Edith Zimmerman →
If you haven’t seen Edith Zimmerman’s blog you should check it out and check it out often. Insanely funny short stories and even information on how to send Edith electric mail messages. She even responds!*
*To the first three. Then it’s some legal mumbo jumbo about a restraining order, which reminds me, I need to email her about what that means.
Watchteamtigerawesome:
Are you excited for James Cameron’s Avatar? Are you confused by Avatar’s shitty trailer? Well, we got an exclusive scene from the movie that not only clears up any confusion but also showcases some insane special fx. Enjoy.
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Shot by Jonathon Nicholas. Animation by Mike Parker.
Starring Sean Bury,...
Let's Socialize at Work.
If you’re trying to be more social at work, here’s a trick. Walk into the restroom and look over the stall until the person crapping makes eye contact. Then say, “Hi there! You wouldn’t happen to know where the women’s restroom is would you?”
Before he can answer, exit the restroom. This is a lot of fun for the guy in the stall because now he is left to wonder: Is what just happened the bad...
Dinner with My Wife & Friends
My wife Diane and I were having dinner at The Olive Garden with Rick and Connie and Diane said that it would be a good idea for the four of us to do a gift exchange, but with gag gifts. I told Diane that it was a stupid idea and that if I wanted to be around a bunch of weirdos wrapping up toothpaste and deodorant and handing it to me as gifts, I’d volunteer at a fucking nursing home.
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