October 2008
9 posts
September 2008
14 posts
WatchOk, I still love this one. Sorry to my 16 followers who have already seen it.
teamtigerawesome:
Pizza Robot: Requiem
It’s so hard to say good bye to yesterday. Pizza Robot? He Dead. Steppin’ Tron and the gang struggle to accept the fact that their friend, mentor, and corporate sponsor is now in Heaven. What will come to these intrepid street toughs? Meanwhile, Banana Gorilla realizes the...
Who Wants to Make Some Money?
Good morning! It’s always good to take time to stop and smell the roses. Of course by “roses” I mean “cold hard cash” and the reason I mean that is because resting on my genitals as I type this is probably the most hilarious action-packed script since Faulkner wrote that thing about that idiot who lays around dying instead of getting off her ass and finding some...
My Useful Cover Letter Template (Use it! I'm Here...
Dear Future Employer, I can’t remember exactly what the job is that I’m applying for, but I know I’d be great at it. Throughout my professional years I’ve established a fairly respectful social and professional reputation. Although, when I say “fairly” respectful, that’s like saying Martin Luther King Jr. was “fairly” interested in Civil...
Steamy, Action-Packed Movie Idea
Hi there. How are you? Really? I’m fine. Okay, let’s get down to brass tacks here. I just finished writing the steamiest romantic thriller probably ever. It’s filled with suspense and really hot sex scenes, which audiences love. I’m just looking for an agent who wants to get themselves filthy rich by helping me move this project forward. In one action-packed scene,...
My New Leslie Nielson Movie!
Aloha! My llamo is Tom. And what, might I ask is your llamo? Well, I’ll be honest: I’m not here to talk about llamos. I am a history professor who took the summer to crank out an idea I had for a slapstick comedy script. I’ve never written a script, but I sure have watched a lot of pornography in my 20+ years as a professor. This film will be a Leslie Nielson comedy similar...
Warning! Please Read!
The one in Santa Monica I think even though the parking can be tricky. Do you want me to pick you up a sandwich or a coke or something?
cjmeeks:
Dude, which Arby’s?!
tomoatmeal:
If you shop at the Ralph’s grocery store on Barrington Ave. in Los Angeles I’d just like to say you should be very careful when buying bananas. There was a man in front of me who took a bruised banana and placed it...
Warning! Please Read!
If you shop at the Ralph’s grocery store on Barrington Ave. in Los Angeles I’d just like to say you should be very careful when buying bananas. There was a man in front of me who took a bruised banana and placed it under a pile of good bananas. If you plan on buying bananas, please make sure you check to make sure you don’t accidentally take that bad banana along with your...
Bar Trick! (Try it! or don't. I don't care.)
Name: The Indiana Jones Part III Directions: Urinate into the bottle of a premium beer and then set it next to a more modest brand bottle containing legitimate beer. Ask the person next to you to choose one. They will likely drink from the premium beer because it’s shiny and what not. When they look back at you in disgust, inform them that they have chosen poorly. They might wonder how you...
My Monkey Is Sick I Think
Hi. I am the owner of a spider monkey who is about 4 years old. I work as a hair stylist and on the side I develop new hair products that I sometimes sell to salons. Recently, I’ve been tweaking this new gel that help monkeys grow longer hair on their heads instead of that short “George Clooney” look that most monkeys have. For the past week, I’ve applied the gel to my...