July 2008
1 post
DON'T I DESERVE BETTER IN LIFE?
The other day I was dominating in tetherball against this retarded kid with no fingers and I thought to myself, “You know what? I’m a pretty nice guy to be out here in the heat like this.” Then I thought, “Well shit. I do a lot of nice things basically all the time!” It’s true really. I’m like a ray of goddamned sunshine and I’m not even talking about just to mongoloids or whatever. I’m...