November 2008
3 posts
Diary of the Cognizant Zombie
November 30, 2008 It’s the fourth day now and though I have an insatiable appetite for human brains, I still feel pretty sharp mentally. I’m not sure why. I was bitten pretty hard. In fact, when I was cleaning the first bite thinking maybe I could take care of it before I was infected, a second zombie bit me followed immediately by a third while I was swatting at the second one. ...
An Excerpt from my New Book
“Are you sure you’re old enough to smoke?” I asked. Her act was obvious and even more so when she smiled.
“I’m old enough to do a lot of things,” she said, playfully swiping the cigarette from my hand.
I didn’t bother asking what those things were, but later, as I was masturbating to a mental image of her legally renting a car from Hertz, I sort of wish...